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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

According to my kids...

I've seen this on several blogs and on facebook as well...definitely worth a good laugh. I asked Hewitt (4) and Burke (almost 7) the following questions and got these responses:

1. What is something your mom always says to you?
H: Because
B: No

2. What makes your mom happy?
H: A laugh
B: When we do what she asks us to do

3. What makes your mom sad?
H: When I’m sad
B: When we don’t obey

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
H: She laughs
B: By telling me new jokes

5. What was your mom like as a child?
H: She liked going to the beach
B: She liked playing with dolls

6. How old is your mom?
H: 44 (thanks Hewie)
B: 33 and ¾

7. How tall is your mom?
H: Um, like 16
B: 5 foot 5 (close, thanks for the extra inch)

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
H: Drawing with me
B: Fun activities with her family

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
H: Draw with pencils on paper
B: Clean the house

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
H: That happens! (Does he mean that I'm already famous?)
B: Being a good mom

11. What is your mom really good at?
H: Playing tennis on the Wii
B: Helping her kids

12. What is your mom not very good at?
H: Baseball
B: Having kids sit on her lap with a baby in her tummy (so true)

13. What does your mom do for a job?
H: Building in construction; helping friends
B: Chores

14. What is your mom’s favorite food? 
H: Celery (what??)
B: Taco salad

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
H: Because she helps me
B: Being a good mom

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
H: Daphne
B: Velma
(does this mean my kids think I'm smart and gorgeous?)

17. What do you and your mom do together? 
H: Play the Wii
B: Do cool projects

18. How are you and your mom the same?
H: When we wear jeans and t-shirts
B: Our last name

19. How are you and your mom different? 
H: When we aren’t dressed the same
B: She’s a girl; I’m a boy

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
H: When I have kisses
B: She gives me hugs and kisses and she is my mom

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
H: Dad takes us on vacation and on drives
B: He does fun things with her and us

22. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
H: To Arizona (certainly not yet...maybe someday?)
B: Grandma and Grandpa D.’s house

8 comments:

The Laundry Queen said...: I loved Hewitt's answers-- especially that he thinks you draw with pencils on paper while he's gone. Yep, just doodling while you wait for your kids to come home... I mean, you're so lost without them! ; ) Awesome, Tams!; April 14, 2009 at 1:07 PM
Colleen said...: Cute! That was a fun one. It is so funny to hear the thoughts that go through the kids heads!; April 14, 2009 at 1:12 PM
Tom and Maryana said...: Great answers and observations. We learned a lot :-); April 14, 2009 at 1:33 PM
janeannechovy said...: I've seen this done by a lot of my friends, and a common thread is that, until a certain age, your kids don't think you have a life apart from them. :); April 14, 2009 at 1:33 PM
Brett and Tiffany said...: I like this idea! I think I will try it on my blog!; April 14, 2009 at 2:16 PM
Brigitte said...: Seriously - that is the cutest thing I have ever read!!! My personal fave is Hewitt's answer to #19. =); April 14, 2009 at 5:07 PM
Perschon Family said...: so work must be slow because of the economy! sorry it has hit your construction business! (LOVED Hewitts answers! Classic!); April 14, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Andi said...: You are a smashing 44 year old.; April 16, 2009 at 1:50 PM

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Hewitt was just telling me about a new game he created where you can't touch the ball with your hands or feet. He said, "You can only hit the ball with your leg or foot-wrist." And so I clarified, "You mean your ankle?"
(10/8/09)

Me to Hewitt: Whatcha doin?
Hewitt: Arting. It's making art.
(10/2/09; Hewitt's 5th b-day)

Two jokes by Burke:
What does a storm wear?
Thunderwear!

What do you call King Kong's feet?
Big Foot!
(9/26/09)

I had the following conversation with Tosh:
Me: Are you a boy or a girl?
T: Boy
Me: Is Livvy a boy or a girl?
T: Baby
Me: Yes, but is Baby Liv a boy or a girl?
T: Girl
Me: Is Daddy a boy or a girl?
T: Big boy
Me: Is Mommy a boy or a girl?
T: Mommy a babe!
(Not prompted, I promise! 9/3/09)

Hewitt had set up a bunch of toy figures and Tosh was trying to play with them... Hewitt was telling Tosh not to touch them and I asked him to share the toys or to go and get some more figures for Tosh to play with. Hewitt said, "These are not toys! They are art!" (9/3/09)

We were driving along a road near our house (a rather quiet highway, really) and Hewitt suddenly exclaimed, "Mom! I just found the road to our old house! Keep driving straight!" I looked up and realized there were some big mountains in the FAR distance. Hewitt clearly thought he was staring at Utah. (8/28/09)

Hewitt brought home a little "Groundhog's Day" craft that he had made at preschool and kept calling the groundhog a bear. When I tried to tell him it was really a groundhog he looked at me like I was very silly and said, "It's a BEAR Mom, not a CORNDOG!" (2/2/09)

I explained to Burke about the recent airplane crash into the Hudson River and knowing that he would be very concerned, I quickly told him that all of the passengers were just fine. He looked at me with a worried look and said, "What about the birds? Are they okay?" (1/15/09)

I have a trunk full of old performing costumes from when I was a kid. Hewitt saw the trunk in the basement and told Rob that he wanted to open up the "treasure chest." Rob asked him if he knew what was in the trunk/chest and Hewitt replied that it was full of clothes. When Rob told Hewitt that he didn't want him to make a big mess Hewitt said, "I won't make a mess, I will just get out one clo." I guess that "clo" would be the singular form of clothes... (1/13/09)

Burke is always mentioning how he wants us to have lots more babies because he wants "hundreds" of brothers and sisters. I was explaining to him this morning about how it gets harder and more dangerous to have babies as a woman gets older...he looked at me and said, "Well, you look young Mom, like 19!" Then he leaned in closer and said, "Well, I do see some indents in your skin around your eyes (those would be wrinkles--thanks for noticing)." (12/26/08)

Hewitt blew his nose and must have accidentally gotten some snot or tissue in his mouth because he said, "Yuck! That tastes like cow dung!" (12/24/08)

Tosh got to Hewitt's cup of water at the table today and dumped it all over Hewitt's lap and onto the floor. Rob asked Hewitt, "Are you a little wet?" and he said, "I'm a BIG wet!" (12/24/08)

Rob was playing "Memory" with the boys and when Burke got a few matches in a row Hewitt said, "Wow Burkie, you're on fire!" (11/08)

We just bought some sod for our park strip and while Burke and I were looking at the pallet, I mentioned that some of the pieces looked like crabgrass and that we needed to find the best pieces of grass to buy. Burke looked at the sod for a little while and said, "None of it looks like crap grass to me!"

While I was flossing Burke's teeth he said, "Wait--I need to tell you something." I paused flossing and he said, "You sure know how to be a good mom!" (now there's a treasured compliment!)

Hewitt watched Rob kill a fly in our kitchen and then asked, "Did he cry? Did he want his mommy fly?"

I told Hewitt that I was going to get Tosh a snack and asked if he would like one. He paused and then said, "I'll take a milkshake." What am I, a drive-up window?

Hewitt was asking for toast today and when I pulled out the bread he said, "No, the 'letter O' toast!" I finally figured out that he wanted a toasted english muffin.

Burke came down for breakfast and said, "Mom, it might not look like my bed is made and you might not like it, but it's really stripes that I did as a design on my bed."

Hewitt has really liked eating plain tortillas lately. When I asked him if he wanted one he said, "Oh. Sure. I'll have a mamma mia."

Hewitt understands things very literally. When Rob told him that he "needed to fly" this morning (go to work), Hewitt asked, "Where is the fly? In the house?" When Rob asked him if he had a runny nose he said, "No. It's just boogers."

When Rob was leaving for work he hugged the boys and told them to "be good for Mommy and do exactly what she says." Burke said, "OK bye Dad, you be good at work and do exactly what your boss says."

We were discussing prophets in the scriptures for Family Home Evening and when Rob asked Burke which prophet(s) wrote the Book of Mormon Burke said, "Nephi, Jacob, Enos..." and continued to name the books in order. Rob and I were pretty surprised and couldn't help laughing.

I was just eavesdropping on Hewitt while he was playing with his toys and heard him say, "Ladies and jumpingmen..."

Burke was heading off to a neighbor's house to play and stuck his head back in the door and called, "I'll be traveling by bike."

When the garage door opens for us to drive in, Hewitt will pretend to be scared and say, "Oh no, it's the garage mouth! He's going to eat us!"

Hewitt got distracted and starting playing with his toys during lunch and when I reminded him to please keep eating he said, "But Mommy, I'm working."

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